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Total Medals Earned: 319 (From 25 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,285 Points

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Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 5/20 (35/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Tower of Heaven

Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/280 points)

TENACIOUS EID 5 Points

Clear a level after dying five times in it.

ATOP THE WORLD 50 Points

Climb to the top of the tower

GOD COMPLEX 25 Points

Collect all hidden secrets

ETERNAL SANCTITY 100 Points

Complete the game with no deaths

INDIGNANT DIVINITY 100 Points

Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes

WaxOware

Medals Earned: 10/20 (160/445 points)

Badge of Loss 5 Points

Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.

Badge of Time Gone 5 Points

Because the recollection of long lost memories is not very different than the fresh air which strokes your newly bald head.

Badge of Normality 25 Points

Finish the game in Normal Mode and enjoy the ending.

Badge of Love 50 Points

Finish the game in Hard Mode and watch the TRUE ending.

Badge of WAAAARRGGHH!!! 50 Points

Reach 500 beats in the final part (hard mode).

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Badge of Compassion 5 Points

You watched the intro. This display of compassion towards the creator of the cinematics is proof of the greatness of your person.

Badge of Crunchiness 5 Points

For you may not know what is greater sometimes: your hunger or your fear?

Badge of Gullibility 5 Points

You trust the people around you with such ardour and good faith I cannot fathom the utter luck one has in having you as a friend.

Badge of Nouvelle Cuisine 5 Points

The delicacy you make of yourself in such peculiar circumstance shall make you think about the appetite you are capable of generating among people.

Badge of Patience 5 Points

You watched the clinic cutscene and played the first minigame. Such display of patience is absolutely commendable.

Badge of Videogaming Mastery 5 Points

To lose a minigame like this....truly the best accomplishment ever achieved. You deserve a trophy.

Badge of Viscousness 5 Points

For ever band-aid you carefully avoid, two more will glue themselves onto you, thence you shall fall hoping to adhere somewhere.

Badge of Arcade Identity 50 Points

Reach level 2 in Arcade mode

Badge of Arcade Supremacy 100 Points

Reach level 3 in Arcade mode

Badge of Arcade Ultimatum 100 Points

Gain more than 40.000 points in Arcade Mode

Where's Derpy? 2

Medals Earned: 7/8 (95/145 points)

NomNom 5 Points

Find 48 muffins!

Alicornication 10 Points

Find Derpy's horn and turn her into an Alicorn Princess!

Nom 10 Points

Find 24 muffins!

Red Button 10 Points

Derpy loves to press red buttons!

Too Many Derpy Hooves 10 Points

Find the Mirror Pool so Derpy can go for a swim!

Attention Horse 25 Points

Find Lyra in 11 of the levels!

Derpylicious! 25 Points

Complete the game.

Omnomnom! 50 Points

Find 72 muffins!

Why Am I Dead

Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/280 points)

Baby Steps, Young Cricket 5 Points

Dying can be a very disorienting experience. Good thing there's a tutorial conversation!

This Body Will Do For Now 5 Points

Find your first host and possess it.

I'm Surrounded By Idiots 10 Points

Talk to every person in the hotel at least once, as anyone.

Identity Crisis 10 Points

Possess everyone in the hotel at least once. Except for the guy on the toilet, he doesn't count.

Means and Motive 25 Points

Narrow the list of suspects down to one. The end is near!

Well, That Went Nowhere 25 Points

Talk to everyone in the hotel as Orvall.

The End 50 Points

Sarah was right

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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